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In 10 years (give or take a couple with a car) of riding Muni, I've never actually had to pull that handle. I've had to call 911 on my cell phone a handful of times, I've pulled a crackhead or two off of an innocent old Chinese grandma, and even had to kick a group of young wanna-be thugs through the back door but so far no handle. Life should come with one of these. I might be desperately tugging at it as we speak, anxious for the pop and release of the emergency hatch that will magically transport me from panic to sublime calm on the other side.

Or I could just be a good little Capitalist and keep my head down and eyes closed, quietly ticking off the days until I slip through said emergency exit and off of the face of the planet just long enough to get a breath of fresh air.

Sometimes just a breath is all you need.
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Okay, so I've been thinking for a while of many reasons why not to write this post. I usually try not to complain about things, it's just a waste of everyone's time. But I think this post is very beneficial to anyone planning to visit NYC. So I've compiled this list for you so you don't become that annoying tourist.

1.) Don't stop in the middle of the sidewalk/road to stare at the sky.
2.) Don't stop in the middle of the sidewalk/road to take pictures of buildings and bright lights.
3.)
Don't stop in the middle of the sidewalk to discuss what to see next.
4.) Pick up the walking pace, this isn't your vacation walk on the beach. (I suggest your comfortable running shoes)
5.) Don't stop and stand directly in front of entryways to restaurants.
6.) Don't be afraid to venture out of "touristy areas" - For example, Times Square is a place I rarely go to. It's the most expensive as well.
7.) Don't take up the whole sidewalk when walking with your family or group of friends, walk in pairs of 2 so other people can get around you.
8.) Don't be afraid to ask "natives" for help or suggestions
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9.) Don't wear the I Love NY shirts until you get home.
10.) Plan your trip before you go out into the city, visit locations that are near each other before going to a different part of the city, time management is key.
11.) Don't wear Red Sox apparel.
12.) Don't beat your kids publicly.
13.) Don't put your kid on a leash.


In the subway...
1.) don't take up more than one seat on the train
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2.) when it's crowded, don't open up your massively large MTA subway map to figure out where you're going. (If you have an iPhone, download Kick Lite App - free)
3.) don't stare at the different types of people you've never seen before.
4.) after getting off the train, walk to the exit, don't turn around 20 times before deciding on which way.
5.) stand up and give that older lady your seat so she doesn't fall and hurt herself.
6.) shut your kids up.
7.) ask one of the natives for directions if you're lost, most new yorkers will help you out. (sidenote: once you get out of the train, ask someone else to see if he/she was right)
8.) you will see people begging for money, a lot of the money they collect doesn't go to where you think it does. Use your best judgment.
9.) don't try to sit between two people if you know you can't fit. (probably the most annoying thing ever)
10.) don't hit people with your overly large shopping bags or purses. (It still amazes me how some women, "native" or not, have no idea how big their purses are and disregard anything/anyone that comes in the way of them.)
11.) if you're wearing a backpack and it's extremely crowded, take it off and hold it in front of you. (This goes along with purses)
12.) wait until the train stops before trying to make your way to the door, there is no point in making people move while the train is in motion.
13.) ignore the crazy people talking to themselves and their invisible friends.
14.) don't let your kids wonder around aimlessly.
15.) don't stand anywhere near the stairs.
16.) don't stop walking when going up or down the stairs.
17.) don't stand in front of the turnstiles.
18.) don't sit down next to someone really closely and open up your newspaper (putting your hand/newspaper in someone elses personal space is not cool). Can't even tell you how many times I've wanted to slam someones newspaper to the ground for violating my personal space. :)

In the bus...
1.) the bus only takes change or a metro card, it does not accept dollar bills.
2.) you can take a lot of cross town buses instead of the subway system to save a lot of time.
3.) sit next to the window and take pictures of the awesome things that go by outside.
4.) stand up and give that elderly person your seat if they are forced to stand.
5.) wait until the bus stops before trying to make your way to the door, there is no point in making people move while the bus is in motion.
6.) shut your kids up.


The above list is just my observations after 2 years of living in this awesome city. And some of them are from suggestions from my twitter followers, thank you. (Most of you mentioned for tourists to not stop and stand in the way on the sidewalks.)

Below are links to other posts that have many more do's and don'ts.
How To Not Be A Tourist in NYC
How to Avoid Looking Like a Tourist in New York City.
How To Not Be a Douchebag Tourist in NYC
Ten Things Not to Do in New York City.
How to not to look like a tourist in New York City

 

Suggestion: If you're going to be in the city for 2-3 days just buy the 7-Day Unlimited MTA card, it will save you a lot of money and it's unlimited on the buses as well. It will also allow you to be stress free, you can go wherever, whenever, as many times as you'd like. When you are leaving, just give it to someone who is coming into the city at the airport. Also, once you've gone through the turnstile at a subway station with the unlimited MTA card, and if you change your mind and need to go above ground to make a phone call or something, you will have to wait 18 minutes before using it again at the same station.


If you have any you'd like to add, please do so in the comments. This post isn't meant to make tourists look or feel stupid, it's to help them prepare for a different pace of life.

Update: 11/06/09
1. If it's a crowded subway and every seat is taken, and you're obviously elbow to elbow sitting down, when the train clears out don't continue to sit super close to the person next to you when you can easily scoot over 2 feet to allow for the other person to relax.

2. If you're sitting directly across from the center pole that is in the middle of the aisle (mostly on the newer N/W line) and you have your leg's crossed to where it makes it impossible for someone to pass through the aisle without hitting your leg. Don't be upset when they walk right through your leg because you can't hear them asking you to get out of the way.

:)

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September 15, 2008:

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September 25, 2008:

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Despite their aggressive reputation, loud screams and fierce, piercing looks, the red-tailed hawks at the park north of Burlington, just west of the Colorado-Kansas border, were being bullied when Gaines saw them.

"I've never seen red-tails harassed so much. They all seemed hoarse. I felt kind of sorry for them," said Gaines of the sight of dozens of little birds dive-bombing the hawks.

The hawks were minding their own business, Gaines recalled.

But the western kingbirds at the park were upset.

Highly territorial, the kingbirds felt the hawks were intruding on their space, said Gaines, a Westminster scientist who helps develop vaccines and tests used in veterinary medicine.

Gaines had focused his camera on one red-tailed hawk because the bird had been screaming. As he followed the hawk across the sky, a kingbird dive-bombed the hawk.

The hawk, which is not a predator of the kingbird, flew as fast as it could from the kingbird. For a moment it appeared the kingbird had stopped attacking. But then it began the pursuit again and — to Gaines amazement — landed on the hapless red-tail's back.

"He rode the hawk for 25 yards. The hawk was not trying to fight back — it was just trying to get out of there," said Gaines.

As the kingbird rode bareback on the hawk, it pecked away at the hawk's head.

"They (the kingbirds) are not afraid of anything," said Gaines. "Until this happened, I had never seen one perch on a hawk's back."

 

 

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One afternoon an investment banker was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the banker said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the banker replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!

"Bring them all, as well," the banker answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the banker and said, "Sir, you are too kind."
"Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The banker replied, "Glad to do it.

"You'll really love my place.

"The grass is almost a foot high. 


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                             The fellow sitting on the tailgate of his pickup truck never realized the show he was missing.
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                                          The little duck watches as the Eagle speeds straight at him at about 40 mph.
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         With perfect timing, the duck always dove and escaped with a mighty splash!  
  Then he'd pop to the surface as soon as the Eagle flew past..  This was repeated over and over
for several minutes.   I worried the poor duck would tire and that would be the end of him.
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       A second Eagle joins the attack!   The duck kept diving "just in time", so the Eagles began to dive
into the water after him!
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           After several minutes the Eagles got frustrated and began to attack each other.  
They soon began to dive vertically,level out, and attack head-on in a good old-fashioned game
of high-speed "Chicken".  Sometimes they banked away from each other at the last possible second.
  Other times they'd climb vertically and tear into each other while falling back toward the water.  
 (The duck catches his breath at the right side of this picture.)
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        A terrible miscalculation! The luckiest shot of my life catches this 100 mph head-on collision between
                      two Bald Eagles.
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                                  One Eagle stayed aloft and flew away, but the other lies motionless in a crumpled heap.
                                                                 The lucky duck survived to live another day.
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               It's sad to watch an Eagle drown.  He wiggled, flapped and struggled mostly underwater.  
He finally got his head above water and with great difficulty managed to get airborne.  
 To my astonishment, he flew straight toward me, and it was the most wretched and unstable
bird flight I've ever seen!
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    The bedraggled Eagle circled me once - then lit atop a nearby fir tree.  
He had a six-foot wingspread and looked mighty angry.
    I was concerned that I might be his next target, but he was so exhausted he just stared at me.  
Then I wondered if he would topple   to the ground.  As he tried to dry his feathers,
it seemed to me that this beleaguered Eagle symbolized America in its current trials.
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    My half-hour wait was rewarded with this marvelous sight.   He flew away, almost good as new.    
May America recover as well.
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