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dave says...

 

Below is the cartoon version of Bambi and Thumper, followed by photos of their real life counterparts taken in Alberta , Canada - in a backyard...Very cool!

 

 Bambi & Thumper ....really do exist! 


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 What an incredible photographer  to have caught these shots...

     
Click here to download:
Yes_there_really_is_a_Thumper_.zip (251 KB)

 

           
Click here to download:
0Yes_there_really_is_a_Thumper_.zip (444 KB)



   May you always have 
   Love to Share, 
   Health to Spare, 
   And Friends that Care.


dave says...

 

                 
Click here to download:
Animal_Pictures_you_will_enjoy.zip (531 KB)

                       
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0Animal_Pictures_you_will_enjoy.zip (736 KB)

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notraces says...

Advice

27 05 2009

To kick off my new blog (which I really will try to keep updated as best I can) I thought it appropriate to use this article as an anchor.  I first wrote it several years ago, and it’s been floating around the internet (albeit with “photographer” changed to such things as “hairdresser” and “scrapbooker” quite often) ever since.

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What Every Aspiring Photographer Should Know

These are my thoughts, nothing more and nothing less.

I get asked all the time, during workshops, in e-mails, in private messages, what words of wisdom I would give to a new and aspiring photographer. Here’s my answer.

- Style is a voice, not a prop or an action. If you can buy it, borrow it, download it, or steal it, it is not a style. Don’t look outward for your style; look inward.

- Know your stuff. Luck is a nice thing, but a terrifying thing to rely on. It’s like money; you only have it when you don’t need it.

- Never apologize for your own sense of beauty. Nobody can tell you what you should love. Do what you do brazenly and unapologetically. You cannot build your sense of aesthetics on a concensus.

- Say no. Say it often. It may be difficult, but you owe it to yourself and your clients. Turn down jobs that don’t fit you, say no to overbooking yourself. You are no good to anyone when you’re stressed and anxious.

- Learn to say “I’m a photographer” out loud with a straight face. If you can’t say it and believe it, you can’t expect anyone else to, either.

- You cannot specialize in everything.

- You don’t have to go into business just because people tell you you should! And you don’t have to be full time and making an executive income to be successful. If you decide you want to be in business, set your limits before you begin.

- Know your style before you hang out your shingle. If you don’t, your clients will dictate your style to you. That makes you nothing more than a picture taker. Changing your style later will force you to start all over again, and that’s tough.

- Accept critique, but don’t apply it blindly. Just because someone said it does not make it so. Critiques are opinions, nothing more. Consider the advice, consider the perspective of the advice giver, consider your style and what you want to convey in your work. Implement only what makes sense to implement. That doesn’t not make you ungrateful, it makes you independent.

- Leave room for yourself to grow and evolve. It may seem like a good idea to call your business “Precious Chubby Tootsies”….but what happens when you decide you love to photograph seniors? Or boudoir?

- Remember that if your work looks like everyone else’s, there’s no reason for a client to book you instead of someone else. Unless you’re cheaper. And nobody wants to be known as “the cheaper photographer”.

- Gimmicks and merchandise will come and go, but honest photography is never outdated.

- It’s easier to focus on buying that next piece of equipment than it is to accept that you should be able to create great work with what you’ve got. Buying stuff is a convenient and expensive distraction. You need a decent camera, a decent lens, and a light meter. Until you can use those tools consistently and masterfully, don’t spend another dime. Spend money on equipment ONLY when you’ve outgrown your current equipment and you’re being limited by it. There are no magic bullets.

- Learn that people photography is about people, not about photography. Great portraits are a side effect of a strong human connection.

- Never forget why you started taking pictures in the first place. Excellent technique is a great tool, but a terrible end product. The best thing your technique can do is not call attention to itself. Never let your technique upstage your subject.

- Never compare your journey with someone else’s. It’s a marathon with no finish line. Someone else may start out faster than you, may seem to progress more quickly than you, but every runner has his own pace. Your journey is your journey, not a competition. You will never “arrive”. No one ever does.

- Embrace frustration. It pushes you to learn and grow, broadens your horizons, and lights a fire under you when your work has gone cold. Nothing is more dangerous to an artist than complacency.

- CJ


tx972 says...

From http://erstories.net/?p=63

NOTE:  The last time I e-mailed this,  Posterous did not expand the URL into a full posting.  Therefore, I am copy/pasting the page into an e-mail so that everyone does not have to click a link to view this.  When it comes to clicking a link  in a posting, most people avoid it unless something else in the posting grabbed them.  Then they are motivated to explore.  But a link by its own lonesome self does not invite one to look further.  (Now you won't have to.)

January 4th, 2008 at 10:52 am

Medical Acronyms, Abbreviations, and Sayings Part 1

in: Bizarre, Funny, Medical Terminology

So this is not a post about a particular case but rather the first in a series of a list of slangly and often offensive medical acronyms. The author admits he does in fact occasionally use some of these - others are very insensitive and he avoids their use. However they are listed since doctors, nurses, and other health care providers as a group generally use them. Feel free to submit some of your own!

1. GOMER - Get Out Of My Emergency Room - Easily the most famous of all medical acronyms - ubiquitously in use. Popularised in Samuel Shem's famous book, "The House of God". Refers to an elderly, demented patient usually from a nursing home. These are not functional individuals. They tend to be bedridden and usually only moan or make other insensible noises. Aggressive treatment of them is usually viewed as fruitless by the medical community.

2. JOG - Juvenile Onset Gomer - A somewhat callous term for a child or young person who has become a GOMER because of some horrible disease, accident, or congenital defect.

3. MFC - Measure For Coffin - Pretty much self explanatory term for someone whose chances of survival are nil.

4. SHPOS - Sub Human Piece Of Sh** - A term for a patient and sometimes for other doctors who are completely rude, useless, violent, abusive, or otherwise a drain on society and a waste of carbon - based matter. See SEEKER below.

5. SEEKER - not an acronym but a shortening of "drug seeker". Basically a drug addict who fakes or exaggerates symptoms to obtain narcotics. Toothaches, Headaches, and Back Pain are the top three most suspicious complaints as they tend to be favoured by seekers. Often the person claims he or she is "allergic " to every other non-narcotic pain reliever made (such as Motrin, Reglan, Toradol, Aspirin, Immitrex, Cafergot, Flexeril, etc) and sometimes even states that he or she is allergic to specific dosages (like "I can only take the 10/325 Percocets, not the 5/325 ). Generally the bane of existence of ER docs.

6. PTBHT or PTBST - Pass The Butter, He's Toast (or pass the butter, she's toast). A person with very poor prognosis. See MFC above.

7. STATUS HISPANICUS - an offensive but often used term (sometime by other Hispanics) describing a hysterical Hispanic patient (traditionally Puerto-Rican or Dominican - almost never Mexican however). Often screaming "Eye yieye yieye yieye" (see Eye- tach below). A spoof of the medical terms "Status Asthmaticus and Status Epilepticus" describing severe, nonstop asthma attacks or seizures. See below OMD below as well. One of the terms I avoid using.

8. OMD - Oh Mi Duele. Means "Oh I have pain!" in Spanish. A take off on EMD which means "electro-mechanical dissociation" - an serious cardiac rhythm disturbance. Used like "She is going into OMD, give her some Morphine".

9. Eye - tach- A spoof of V-tach which is short for Ventricular Tachycardia, a life-threatening cardiac arrhythmia. Someone goes into Eye-tach from OMD - Eyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye.

9. Oy- tach- the same as above but describing a Yiddish patient.

10. Double- O Doc - One of my favourites. Take off on 007 meaning a doc with a license to kill. Basically means a very bad and/or stupid doctor.

More to follow! No offense (usually) intended. And OF COURSE these are not official terms ,just slang like the military does. And the Stedman's Dictionary pictured above does not have or endorse them! Duh!


(I particularly liked #10.)

Once I see this is properly posted on Posterous, I will delete the previous 'link-only' version.


notraces says...


dave says...

 

                                         
Click here to download:
0Creative_repairs..zip (1245 KB)

     
Click here to download:
Creative_repairs..zip (174 KB)

 

 

A REDNECK LOVE POEM

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. 

SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

 

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

 

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE

YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.
         ***************************
(Kinda brings a tear to yer eye, don't it?)

 

 

 

I was feeling a little nosy, so I thought I would look in on you and see if you're sitting at your computer and if you're OK.  

Yup, there you are and you look great!

 

Filed under: Funny, omg, Pictures

dave says...

Morning Has Broken by Cat Stevens  
(download)

Morning has broken, like the first morning
Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird
Praise for the singing, praise for the morning
Praise for the springing fresh from the word

Sweet the rain's new fall, sunlit from heaven
Like the first dewfall, on the first grass
Praise for the sweetness of the wet garden
Sprung in completeness where his feet pass

Mine is the sunlight, mine is the morning
Born of the one light, Eden saw play
Praise with elation, praise every morning
God's recreation of the new day

Filed under: music, song

wpny says...

Tänk att jag missat att openoffice 3 har anlänt till jorden för att berika våra liv! Många av de gamla buggarna som man blev galen av har utplånats, tex den som inte tillät att man skrev ihop ord. Den svenska ordlistan tycks också ha utökats enormt. De kanske måste finslipa lite på rättstavningsförslagen dock =)

När man skriver "kukfitta" (både kuk och fitta finns i ordlistan), som den anser är felstavat erbjuder den i stället följande attraktiva alternativ:

kuk fitta
bukfitta
kakfitta
kokfitta
käkfitta
kulfitta
kubikfot
Kurdistan
fittlukt
kvitta

Jag tror att skaparen vänder sig mot paradoxen "kukfitta" som ju på något sätt är varandras motsatser.. Kanske värt en egen filosofisk kväll.


dave says...

           Sarnia, Ontario, Canada.  

 

One bridge comes from the US and one goes to the US.

 

Here is a  unique picture of our twin bridges in Sarnia taken as the the sun was going down by the renowned

Photographer; Colin Miller.  He took it from his 11th  floor apartment.

What a shot! 

 

 

 

 

 


Zee M Kane says...