If Vadivel was an employee of IT company: தொழில்நுட்பத் துறையில் நடிகர் வடிவேலு வேலை பார்த்தால்!?

from a frustrated victim of chain mails

dear all,
 
i wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008 and are continuing to do so in 2009.

because of your kindness:

• i stopped drinking coca cola after i found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
• i stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with aids.
• forwarded hundreds of mails and am still waiting for the free desktop, laptop, camera, cellphone, etc.
• i smell like a wet dog since i stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
• i don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes i even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
• i stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then i get a phone bill with calls to uganda, pakistan, singapore and tokyo.
• i stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that i will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
• when i go to parties, i don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
• i also donated all my savings to the amy bruce account. a sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993)
• still open to helping somebody from nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $100 million. 
• made some hundred wishes before forwarding those ganesha, tirupathi balaji pictures. now most of those 'wishes' are already married (to someone else).

important note:

if you do not send this email to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will poop on your head tomorrow morning at 9:30 am.

p.s. i received this via a forwarded email (of course), which was addressed to multiple victims. ah! the irony!!

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