Posh Hotel, Posh Food!
A guest in a posh hotel comes down to breakfast and called over the head
waiter and read from the menu "I'd like one under cooked egg so that it's
running, and one over cooked egg that it's tough and hard to eat. I'd also like
grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight
from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak,
lukewarm coffee." that's a complicated order sir, said the bewildered
waiter. "It might be quite difficult." The guest replied
sarcastically, "It can't be that difficult because that's exactly what you
brought me yesterday!"
