I am a drunk, a sex addict, at times an asshole. I do socially unacceptable things at in opportune times. I obey just one rule, the pursuit of indulgence in all things that give me pleasure.

Does this mean that I meant to knock over that display in 7-11 last night, as I tripped through the door drunk off my ass? No, But shit happens. Does it mean I meant to sleep with my best friends sister? 5 times? Maybe...

Here I will tell you what is on my mind, whatever the fuck that may be. Love me, Hate me, I don't give a fuck...