Likes: Green Tea, Arsenal FC, the Miami Dolphins, the NFL Network, The U, the Internet, DirecTV, Palm Smartphones, Coconut, GTA San Andreas,

Dislikes: MLB, UEFA, Manchester United, Fergie, Wayne Rooney, C. Ronaldo, iPhones, temperatures over 80°, Rodney Harrison, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Hitler, and other Right Wing Ideologues Masquerading as Freedom Fighters.