Long-time self-proclaimed web guru, PR flack and failed architect. Former professor.

Manager of corporate communications for Amway. Occasional freelancer. Laughable gardener.

Proud husband and father of two girls that will cost me my life savings and send me to a pauper's grave if the ticking time bomb inside my brain doesn't kill me first.

Beer and bourbon drinker. Soccer buff. Defender of all things Cleveland.

Has launch codes. $1B OBO.