I suffer from bouts of sanity. This is one of them. At least, I think it is.

This blog represents my own personal point of view.
As you mature emotionally (or mentally, or spiritually), you will grow out of your present way of thinking, and you will eventually come around to my point of view.

This blog does not necessarily represent the points of view of my associates, friends, dentist, girlfriend, or furniture. If they want a point of view they can get their own.

I do not endorse nor verify the accuracy, completeness or usefulness of any message posted on this site.

I’m not responsible for any direct, indirect, special, incidental, consequential or any other damages whatsoever and howsoever caused, arising out of or in connection with the use of this blog or in reliance on the Information available on the site, including any personal injury, business interruption, loss of use, lost data, lost profits or any other pecuniary loss, whether in an action of contract, negligence or other tortuous action, even if I have been informed of the possibility thereof.

If you read this document and a bus happens to drive through your kitchen as a result from any inaccuracy on my part, I shall not be responsible. I will also not accept any responsibility for the postings submitted by others.

Some other things I accept no responsibility for:

Pizzas with unordered anchovies, explicit lyrics on Sean "Pee-Diddle" Comb’s new CD, leaky roofs, broken glass, projectile vomiting, "batteries included", but weren’t, dogs that bite, the Toronto Maple Leafs, the fact that hot dogs come 12 in a pack and buns only come with 8, or your nagging mother-in-law,

Finally, if rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading.