I mean, I'm straddling the line here. I was 14 when we hit 2000, and now I'm 25 in 2009. I'm a 'millenial'--though I absolutely despise being called that. Who the f comes up with these gen names anyway? Well, a dump load has changed just since 2000. How do we keep up? We don't. I have chronic internet anxiety about missing something on Twitter or my Google Reader. Something happened somewhere, or something is happening right now, and I've missed it. Sucks. And thus my thoughts on where all of us are headed and culturally relevant crap about where we're headed is what I'll be talking about here. And mostly because in the 21st century, everyone has a blog.