“Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend.

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.”

--Groucho Marx

I shouldn't have to say it, but nevertheless, my legal advisors (The prestigious law firm of Dewey, Cheetem & Howe) tell me that I need this disclaimer, so here it is:

This blog is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not reflect anyone's opinions but mine and the people that I steal from. My employers may not agree with me. My employers may not be reading this. If they are, my employers are really great people and I love working here and this is a really great company and thanks for the free fruit and soft drinks.

No animals were harmed in the writing of this blog, but my cat is on thin ice.

Any opinions which may be expressed in this blog likely originated from the aliens that live in my backyard shed with the talking horse.

Spelling errors contained herein are attributed to the crappy spellcheck that I use and should not reflect the fact that I was formally a professional copy editor.


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