I like the color pink, puppies, and cupcakes. I am a southern girl at heart, but you'll never see me eat grits. Snakes make my skin crawl and have, on occasion, caused me to hyperventilate. Bring a snake near me and trust me, when the shock wears off, I will be unhappy with you. I still haven't figured out what I want to do with my life, but I want it to be a grand adventure.

Crapmuffins: what the world gives an eternal optimist who is having a bad day (and who doesn't want to curse because it's not quite that bad).