Tankboy resides in the body of some tall blonde guy and lives in Chicago with his girlfriend, her cat Sasha, his cat Pickle the Kitten, and a beagle named Betty who may actually be slightly more famous than most musicians out there. He's written about music for much longer than most bands you hear on the radio have even existed. He also swears that it wasn't him who did that and has learned that "deny everything" is a basic tenet of existence.