Copywriter. Sarcastic & strange. Witty lady with an affinity for argyle socks. After years of stalking Great Danes on petfinder.com, I finally found one and adopted him! Now I spend most of my free time babying Doose 'the Moose' Stinson and teaching him valuable skills like couch-warming, power-drooling and stranger-scaring. Perpetrator of retirement plans to become head wrangler of miniature livestock on my own ranch which will be patrolled by my gang of French Bulldogs.
Ah, the future.