Twitter addict receives phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says,
"I have some good news and some bad news."
Twitter addict,
"OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says,
"The good news is, you've got only 24 more hours to live."
Twitter addict,
"Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says,
"The bad news is, Twitter is down."
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Teacher: "Bob, what is this thing they call Twitter?"
Bob: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Bob: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
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Girl: What is it about my Twits you like?
Boy: Frankly I'm still forming my opinion, the first two were great and I'm looking forward to seeing more.
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Guy Jumps in Taxi.
Driver: I guess you're in town for the big Twitter convention?
Guy: Yes, yes.. and I've learned so much!
Driver: Any pointers you'd recommend?
Guy: Yes, follow That_Car.
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Sally speaking to answering machine:
Hey Nancy, Twitter was down this morning, when you get this message can you call, I'm dying to know what you had for breakfast? Thanks.
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Twitter Novice to friend:
Hey Deborah, I don't get it, if Twitter only allows 140 characters, why is it so popular. Most good Disney cartoons have more characters than that?
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Twitter-head Explaining Twitter to a Newbie:
OK, let me paint a picture in your head... Twitter is like cramming 140 of the whackiest characters you know in to a little room with turquoise walls, and then asking them to sing like the Birdman of Alcatraz in falsetto.
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Doctor Tweeting to a patient:
'Your tests came back; You are very sick'
Patient Tweets back to doctor:
'Can I get a second opinion?'
Doctor Tweets:
'Yes, your Twitter page is ugly too.'
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