Is this the most pointless press release ever issued? L&B cops have appealed for help in finding puppies stolen in a break-in. Awww.
Now it might have potential for coverage but skip down to the Notes to Editor bit . . .PUPPIES STOLEN, EDINBURGH
I am annoyed. Some disgusting idiot stole the beach cruiser I use to bike around town. The bike is very recognizable. Its a black beach cruiser, coaster brakes with whitewall tires and eight ball . I am worried that I might spot the bike because Im so angry I might have trouble holding back.
I'll just get another but I have to find a better storage location. Anyone can walk into my garage and just carry off stuff. Not sure how I can secure the place since its wide open. I might just need to lock down stuff. I hate having to do that but apparently this is a shit neighborhood with a lot of thieves.Thieves, equipped with either a little luck or brazen skill, managed to swipe–in broad daylight–an $80,000 Viper red hot rod from a driveway in Breslau last week. Owner John C. Adams, Cambridge, left the Pro Street 1948 Ford Business Coupe at his friend’s house on Woolwich Street North in Breslau on Sept. 29. Adams went home and his friend went to Paris for the day. They left the custom-built car in the driveway. When the friend came back at 5 p.m. the car was gone. He assumed Adams had taken it home. It wasn’t until Adams called on Friday that they realized neither of them had the car. Read more in Waterloo (Ontario, Canada)Record
When I arrived home from work yesterday evening, there were several teenagers hanging around under the trees on the green outside our house. I noticed them because of their propensity to shout and whistle across the green to each other instead of walk and talk. Every other word also began with F, which I will admit caused me to shake my head.
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