Educator-in-Chief Obama, admitting his inability to transition from the world of academe to the world of realpolitik, has officially changed the White House's address from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to 123 Sesame Street.
Breaking News: The White House has announced that Muppets Bert and Ernie have just been named to jointly fill the newly created position of "Marriage Czars."
C'mon, sing along: Till the one day when Osama made a Fatwa
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow form Al Qaeda.
That's the way we all became Jihadi Bunch.
Jihadi Bunch... (repeat)
Key: 1. Ali Abd al-Aziz 2. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed 3. Mustafa Ahmad al-Hawsawi 4. Osama! 5. Baraq Hussein al-Bhama 6. Ariq al-Dur 7. Walid Bin Attash 8. Lone Crazy Gunman 9. Ramzi Bin al Shibh
As his fellow television infomercial hucksters might say, "But wait! There's more!"
Or, in Obama's case, less.
No wonder Letterman thinks statutory rape jokes are just so darned funny.
David Letterman gets his reward for years of faithful service to Pee-wee Obaman: His heart's deepest desire, to be the King of Cartoons! (King of Late-Night was aleady taken.)
If the Obama appearance on his show had been any good he might even have been elevated to Jambi the Genie.
Pee-wee Obaman, campaigning for his PeeweeCare Health Program, tells television host David Letterman all about his exciting encounter with Nurse Nancy. More Pee-wee Obaman HERE.
And now for something completely corrupt...
To enjoy the continuing story – including lots of video – of corruption at ACORN offices from coast to coast, see Breitbart's Big Government web pages (represented in the large graphic above by the Monty Python foot). Go there by clicking on the words, OKAY, SURE, WHY NOT?
After O.J. Simpson kindly helps out with the loan of his book (If) I Did It – re-edited to reflect their particular situation – ACORN performance artists add a third venue for their popular comedy act.
Bertha Lewis, Acorn-in-Chief, is most displeased with the inner workings of the ACORN syndicate being made public. Bertha vents here spleen HERE.
(By "Performance Artist," I mean, doesn't Bertha Lewis look a bit like actress S. Epatha Merkerson who plays Lt. Anita Van Buren on Law & Order? Well, I think there's a resemblance.)
(For a better look at the ACORN/Sopranos logo CLICK THESE WORDS WITH ALL THE PASSION IN YOUR HEART.)
