i have to congratulate myself today. hurrah to more milestones! i have gone through more than two decades of life without ever being accused of being racist. it finally happened today and it was disappointingly cliched.
yes, i got accused of being a racist by two middle-aged black women.
me to european couple: can i help you guys?
*out of the corner of my eye i see the two culprits. (i'm going to call them "Rosa Parks Gone Haywired" - RPGH)
RPGH: but we were HERE FIRST.
me: i'm sorry ma'am. do you mind if i help these two first? i'll get right back to you.
RPGH: excuuuuussseee meee, but we were HERE first. we know exactly what's happening here. you're judging us by the way we look.
*totally flabbergasted and honestly a little peeved
me: i'm sorry. i'm definitely not doing that. i didn't know you were here first.
*european couple looks at me with deep sympathy
European couple: uh..Vy dunt you help dem first..vee'll valk around and vait.
me: i'm sorry. thank you for being so nice. i'll be right with you.
*turning to RPGH
me: so ladies, what would you like?
RPGH: we knoooowww what you're doing. you are being completely rude and disrespectful. maybe it's the way we're dressed? maybe it's the color of our skin?
*feeling extremely pissed off and totally seething but remaining calm
me: i'm sorry you feel that way. but i am not being discriminatory at all. now can i just help you?
RPGH: I don't care what you say. we know exactly what you're thinking. You know, our forefathers were slaves that came from Africa on slave ships. We are not here to be discriminated against.
me: well my people came and built the western frontier, always worked hard, never complained, always paid their taxes, never complained, built the foundation of american society, never complained, contributed in every field of the sciences and arts, and NEVER COMPLAINED OR USED THEIR FOREFATHERS AS EXCUSES IN ARGUMENTS!!
*wishing i had said that but what i actually said
me: there's nothing more i can say. you are visibly upset and you are not hearing anything i'm saying to you. so can i just help you get what you want?
RPGH: WE DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE. ARE YOU SAYING WE HAVE NO MONEY?!
me: ok ma'am, i'm going to ring you up now. would you like this in a bag?
*before RPGH exits the door, one of them she around and sticks her finger in my face.
RPGH: you were JUDGING US according to what we look like. you should THINK ABOUT THAT!!
European couple (who waited for 20 mins. Bless them!): Vaat is wrong viz dem? Dey're craazyy.....
me: noo shittt.
epilogue: RPGH proceeded to call my manager 30 mins. later and screamed at her on the phone for an hour saying they wanted to get the "racist asian bitch" fired. they used the slave ship quote on her as well. ironically, my manager is black and 10 times more jaded than me.
MLK Jr. is turning in his grave right now.