Definitions of Designations
Definitions of Designations:
· Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby inOne month. · Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a
Baby. · Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month. · Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. · Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if
no man and woman are available. · Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman;
they'll produce a child with zero resources. · Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they'll just document 9 months · Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
produce a baby. · Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right
baby . · HR manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human
baby in given 9 months




