Office life in the UK - Andy gets contacts

I was invited to yet another 'dress as a Tube Station party on Saturday'
- I saw some pretty inventive attire as I was walking toward the house
where the party was going down, and I was in serious need of upping my
game...
I headed to the bottle store, bought a can of Fosters, and got my kit
off...
Presenting Cockfosters...
ENJOY :)