Time After Time

Next week's Time cover: Sarah Palin... lit from below.
Where's Soupy Sales when you need him?
Hugo first, Barry.
I've seen the needle and the damage done....
Now that we have Obamanists actually invoking the name of Obama in prayer (see Michelle Malkin's blog), when can expect Time (a once-popular Onion-like joke digest of the 1960s) to dust off its cheeky old "God is Dead" cover? Properly revised, of course.
And how soon can we expect Obama's Muslim bretheren to get with the program?
Laa ilaha illa Obamah, wa Alinskiah rasul Obamah.
Silly Obamanists! Don't they know Obama is no God, but merely a Wizard?
In his element.
You know, sometimes you might be better off just taking the potassium chloride IV drip.
We've made an appointment for you at this location.
(Next, they'll refer you to one of their most illustrious colleagues.)
This is bad, but it could be worse: Dr. Oborkian, I presume?