Figure this is a good way to end a nearly week-long post drought due to work craziness. Months after his death billy mays still has some real talk value and continues to pop up everywhere (hm maybe not the best way to state that, but oh well).
He's brought back again in this weeks South Park. I won't even try to explain what he's pitching. It needs to be seen.
Enjoy.
Slap Chop: 7 Thoughts About Life 1) The best way to maintain a positive mood is by slapping your troubles away with a Slap Chop. 2) To increase salad in your diet, you must learn how to make it. Whether or not you eat it is irrelevant. 3) Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Life's excitement is directly proportional to the level of excitement in your tuna. 4) You are going to love his nuts. Period. 5) The Slap Chop opens like a butterfly to clean. One flap of the Slap Chop's wings can have a far-reaching ripple effect on subsequent historic events. 6) Life is hard enough as it is, you don't want to cry anymore. Reduce your tears overtime with Slap Chop, or eat fewer onions. 7) America can be made skinny again, one slap at a time. Whether or not the Slap Chop is what needs to be slapped remains to be seen. This infomercial always makes me laugh...
This has got to take the cake on the weirdest informercial ever.
Like what is this imagery supposed to depict? Is the tire swing ride the over 50 crowd foreplay? Dudes gonna get knocked out!
I wish I could find the full video but its not on you tube yet.