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Ben says...

In a five-paragraph letter to Barfoot that he received yesterday, Barfoot is being ordered to remove a flagpole from his yard. The decorated veteran of three wars, now 90 years old, raises the American flag every morning on the pole, then lowers and folds the flag at dusk each day in a three-corner military fashion.

What the hell, it is a flagpole. It could be garden gnomes, I could see those pissing people off. But a flagpole? Really?

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Ben says...

I know it’s tough. Firing people is unpleasant and awkward. And it can get heated – there are lots of emotions involved. But if you know it’s the right move, do it. And generally speaking if you’re trying to decide whether it’s the right thing to do but you’re on the fence — it’s the right thing to do. The fact that you’re on the fence means you have to take action. Don’t delay. Every single day that you delay is hurting your business.

Honestly I never understand why people procrastinate on firing people. Just get it done, I never have had employees to fire but I have fired a lot of contractors and I only procrastinated on it the first time I had to do it.

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Ben says...

The project, which involved a small nuclear weapon, was designed to allow one person to parachute from any type of aircraft carrying the weapon package and place it in a harbor or other strategic location that could be accessed from the sea. Another parachutist without a weapon package would follow the first to provide support as needed.

Yeah, because this sounds like it was a great idea.

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Ben says...

There are a lot of idiots out there, this seems to be proof of that.

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MisterFinch says...

"Elementary, my dear Watson."
"No shit, Sherlock."

How I would have loved it if Sir Arthur Conan Doyle had even once seen fit to put these words into the mouth of the man who is probably the most famous expositional tool in all of fiction.

A story with some complicated ideas, convoluted plot strands or deep and detailed backgrounds is going to need some exposition, possibly quite a lot of it, and, as I've said before, exposition often stands out like a sore thumb. Some writers bring a narrative voice where it's not a problem, a few can even make it all an informative joy, Neal Stephenson, for example can spool off mountains of information in a very engaging way.

Unfortunately, it's very easy for long explanations to get bloody boring. Bring on the "Doctor Watson's". Now, Watson was no idiot, but Holmes was of a highly elevated intellect, and so Watson served as a stepping stone between Holmes's deductions and the reader's need to understand the chain of logic that led to them. For the purpose, Watson was clearly a great narrative device.

Sci-Fi, due to its nature, is a genre where idiots abound to provide a rational reason for the reader to be exposed to scientific complexity set out in layman's terms. The ultimate example is Futurama's Fry, who is both ignorant of the 30th Century because he's missed a thousand years of progress, and is also at the double disadvantage of being stupider than a dynamite hammer. Perfect.

Need something complex explained? Bring on the idiot!

Once you know this trick, you start to see it everywhere. The Austin Powers films openly mock it, giving Michael York's character -whose sole task is to provide the not-so-bright hero with explanations and plot advancements- the name "Basil Exposition".

As a quick way of avoiding large chunks of explanatory text disrupting the narrative, the benefits of a nearby idiot are obvious, but it's very overdone now. It is worth the extra effort of finding more artful ways of getting information across. Two-way expositional dialogues can be even worse, leading to horribly clunky, and possibly even smug and self-congratulatory exchanges between characters (Star Trek the Next Generation often suffered from this), but if done carefully they can work.

Characters who weren't around and need to be caught up on events are one route to evade the idiot. Having a briefing or a meeting are another. If there's a lot to get across, having something else going on at the same time breaks up the text and helps to keep the reader invested in the situation, as does a "walking and talking" set up. Movement, temporary distractions and passing details; all techniques to get information across without the reader drifting away.

It can be fun to have an idiot to laugh at, but some readers may feel it's not just the character's intelligence that's being insulted.

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Idiots Save The Day, Hooray! by Idiots.   
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Ja, was lernen eigentlich die Menschen im Studium die später anderen etwas beibringen sollen? Zusammen mit Torben sind wir der Sache mal auf den Grund gegangen. Und langweiligen Nerd-Talk gibts noch dazu.

Wie immer unter einer CC-by-nc-nd Lizenz, zum freien Weiterverbreiten.

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Idiots Talking Random by Idiots.   
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Eine weitere Huldigung an grandiose Deutschpunkbandnamen wie "Exkrementbeton" und Studentenklischees.

Die Audio-Datei steht unter einer CC-by-nc-nd Lizenz. Feel free to share.

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Idiots Bashing Lasergehirne by Idiots.   
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Die Intelligenz ist ausgerottet und es leben nur noch die Idioten! Zumindest bei uns!

Die Pilotenfolge vom 07.10.2009. Tonarmleuchter und der Jörg nehmen ihr letztes bisschen Restverstand zusammen und übernehmen keine Garantie für das was dabei raus kommt! Zwei unglaubliche Tiefspülbeckenkapitäne im Formationsflug mit ganz viel vom Kurs abkommen.

"idiots...", ein neues Sendungsformat von uns beiden, das solltet ihr besser nicht bei der Arbeit hören! Jede Sendung wird über ein Thema gesprochen und sich nicht daran gehalten. Beleidigende Ausschweifungen und Konzeptlosigkeit, beleidigende Konzeptlosigkeit und Ausschweifungen! Wir versprechen alles und halten nichts!

Dämlich aufgefallen? Ungut rübergekommen? Kein Problem, wir kümmern uns drum. Wir hauen einfach nochmal drauf und treten nach.

Das ganze steht unter einer CC-by-nc-nd Lizenz.
Have Fun!

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SOUTH MILWAUKEE - He caught someone breaking in to his pickup truck on Tuesday afternoon. But instead of calling 911, he decided not to let the guy get away.

When the victim, who wishes to be known only as Dan, jumped on the suspect's getaway vehicle, his wife Roxanne says it was all instinct and adrenaline.

"It was just adrenaline. He wanted to stop the person who had broken into this truck and was trying to take items from him."

Dan held on to the sunroof as the 20-year-old suspect raced down College Avenue trying everything possible to knock Dan off the car.

As the victim was holding on for dear life with his arms around the sunroof - the suspect was biting his arms. Dan ended up in the hospital with five bite marks.

Dan's dramatic ride lasted three miles through crowded intersections, bumpy roads and sharp turns. It finally ended when the suspect lost control and ran from the car. Roxanne caught up with Dan in the hospital.

"When I asked him, 'What were you thinking?' He said he had realized what was going on and how long he had been on the vehicle and that he couldn't hold on much longer," Roxanne explained.

Dan will remain in the hospital overnight, but his wife says he will be OK.  The suspect was arrested and charges are pending.

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Folge 03 Save The Day, Hooray! by Idiots.   
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Ja, was lernen eigentlich die Menschen im Studium die später anderen etwas beibringen sollen? Zusammen mit Torben sind wir der Sache mal auf den Grund gegangen. Und langweiligen Nerd-Talk gibts noch dazu.

Wie immer unter einer CC-by-nc-nd Lizenz, zum freien Weiterverbreiten.

Anderen Kram von Punkrockers Radio gibts in deren Downloadbereich.

Viel Spaß!

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