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Dec 11, 2009

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PLAGUE

Plague is a Horror short focusing on an isolated journey into the unknown. We follow Vilhelm, an illegal migrant and gun runner, who is trying to make a new beginning.

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domin8 says...

Dec 10, 2009

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What movie zombies can be used to symbolize

Race war
They look different and are dumb. If you are catering to a bigoted white audience then it can taken to mean that predatory minorities want to destroy you and everybody like you. If you are black then it might be saying that the predatory majority (the living are always outnumbered) are trying to kill you. Either way you have an excuse to kill them and to isolate yourself in in old buildings with guns and food that you have looted from Wal-Mart.

War against the poor
The economic upper class (the kind of people who make movies), fear the poor. They believe themselves to be envied and outnumbered, so they build gated communities and go about isolating themselves from desperation. This makes poverty an unknown factor and further exacerbates the fear. They live in a state of terror of a siege that is always about to come. Zombie movies show exactly how they think about what lays beyond their neighborhoods.

War against the idiots
They might also be about the imagined intellectual "ivory tower" in which the thoughtful sequester themselves so as to avoid the uneducated masses. Zombies are brain-dead and driven only by a very simple basic appetite, like an insect's brain in the body of a human. This is how people who believe themselves to be smart think of people who they believe to be stupid.

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Dec 10, 2009

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50 Reasons Why 'High Tension' Sucked

10 Dec 09 Thursday

Current Mood: Schizophrenic

Two college friends, Marie and Alexa, encounter loads of trouble (and blood) while on vacation at Alexa's parents' country home when a mysterious killer invades their quiet getaway.

This is your typical Eurocrap no logic horror movie that, where the gore is turned on full, but major plot holes are turned up even fuller. Despite all the nice things that people have to say about this film, the "plot twist" in it makes it an utter waste of time.

50 Reasons Why 'High Tension' Sucked

1. "Are they recording?" Don't you see the little red light fucktard?

2. Why do people that always get injured in movies have to cock one foot inwards?

3. Just because you're hurt and dying doesn't make it ok for you to run out in the middle of the road. You could get someone seriously injured.

4. Que the horrible music.

5. That's an easy way to get head. That's literally 'getting head'.

6. "Just up on the right next to the cornfield." WHICH cornfield?

7. We drive around with our dome-light on.

8. She "sees someone" in the cornfield, gets out but the other girl drives off and fucks with her.

9. Doesn't make sense for that toy bear to be making tinkerbell noises. Should be a drum sound.

10. Thank god that swing over there in the dark is lighted. Is that thing made out of trees? Like live trees? Why would it make metal noises?

11. What a view: open ass window with perfect view of shower/boobs.

12. Holy hell cassette player.

13. Left handed masturbation with pants still on tight while listening to reggae.

14. Nice bathrobe. Don't wanna die in that; not too graceful.

15. Nobody is hearing him yelling or the dog that was barking?

16. I don't think his head would have popped off like that...

17. Very attentive to detail. Even wiping out the sink to make it look like she didn't use it.

18. That's a lot of blood on the floor, she better be careful where she steps so there's no footprints, and go figure, there she goes.

19. Kid is the only smart one and doing the best by running the fuck out of there.

20. Make more noises and say her name some more.

21. Are you kidding me? He heard the birds?

22. You never want to have the blade inwards. It's always out for a 'slash then stab'.

23. Secure those keys!

24. So he's hangin' out? Making a fire; checking out photos.

25. He uses that knife for everything, damn. It's his 'utility blade'.

26. The first time anyone's had a decent plan. Well, that fucking blows. The door shuts sideways.

27. He just looks like a lonely guy. eHarmony probably didn't work out too well.

28. No, those sunglasses do NOT make you look like a creepy killer now.

29. I'll stab you with this axe! That's for giving me a cheap bottle of liquor!

30. I don't know how that gas station guy had a gun, they have retarded laws over in Europe.

31. At least he's nice enough to still use the urinal. If I were a killer, I'd just start peeing all over the place.

32. Technically this should be the ending to the movie with her calling the cops at the gas station.

33. Either you get out of the way dumb bitch or sit under all the liquor.

34. All she has to do is pit maneuver this truck.

35. She really likes her overhead lights on in vehicles. And she has no reverse lights.

36. Awesome lighted movie woods. Typical.

37. Was that a monkey noise? Are there jungles in France?

38. We ALL know that car could outrun that truck. The truck must have a sleeper engine.

39. WHY is that car on fire? All it did was flip.

40. I love all the juicy noises her cut is making when she covers it with a shirt.

41. I don't know why she couldn't just reach up and poke herself a hole for her mouth while he's trying to suffocate her in plastic.

42. What the hell did she just hit him in the head with?

43. Just a couple of hits? I'd be sitting there for an hour hitting him.

44. She kinda looks like Brittany Murphy every once in awhile.

45. Of course, he's still alive.

46. When he gives up I'd still be sitting there for another few minutes; probably chop his penis off too.

47. "It's me, Alex!" I was just playing a game, was just a game teehee.

48. So her alter ego is a nasty old French guy? Lame. Most people that get stabbed die. Not this girl.

49. Instead of sitting in the car screaming- get out and run. Did she not learn from the guy? She locks door and then schooches to the other side. Fucking tard.

50. Really, I don't think it's that easy to put a crowbar through someone.

This leaves you with a lot of unanswered questions such as, "How does her being the killer explain the piece at the beginning where the killer is masturbating with the head of the previous kill" or how about, "Where did the truck and murder weapons come from?" Altogether this is FAIL.

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Niclas says...

Dec 09, 2009

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Isbjörnshatare och andra Palin-fans

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Det riktigt läskiga är att de förmodligen inte har så mycket sämre koll än genomsnittsväljaren.

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Dec 09, 2009

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50 Reasons Why 'Quarantine' Sucked

9 Dec 09 Wednesday

Current Mood: Coming down with a case of Rabies

Fandango.com Overview:

Television reporter Angela Vidal and her cameraman are assigned to spend the night shift with a Los Angeles Fire Station. After a routine 911 call takes them to a small apartment building, they find police officers already on the scene in response to blood curdling screams coming from one of the apartment units. They soon learn that a woman living in the building has been infected by something unknown. After a few of the residents are viciously attacked, they try to escape with the news crew in tow, only to find that the CDC has quarantined the building. Phones, internet, televisions and cell phone access have been cut-off, and officials are not relaying information to those locked inside. When the quarantine is finally lifted, the only evidence of what took place is the news crew's videotape.

... *raises eyebrow*... Come on now, rabies?? Really? Cujo had rabies and he was SO much scarier than this.

50 Reasons Why 'Quarantine' Sucked

1. How uneventful is this city that a news station does a shoot on 'what firefighters do'.

2. "Pretend it's not even there." So he stares into the camera even more.

3. "Probably not allowed to swear on your station." No, no on any station, our fire fighters are retards.

4. Her laugh, dude, she sounds like a total idiot.

5. "Pole Hole". Of course they find this amusing.

6. Yeah I bet you wanna see some action, goin' into the shower room.

7. And this city is so uneventful the fire fighters are fucking off the whole time.

8. Omg the fire could be huge now because it's taking the news crew so long to get to the truck.

9. Glad to see this movie makes fire fighters out to be pussy-hungry assholes.

10. This is supposed to be in L.A.? L.A.'s a lot busier than this.

11. Does she have rabies? Wtf.

12. Double tap that bitch to the head, wtf are you waiting for?

13. "Tape everything, you hear me? Tape everything!" Well, yeah, bitch, I just told you earlier that my boss said I had to regardless.

14. I've decided that everyone in this movie is over dramatic and annoying.

15. Fabric workshop in the apartment complex.

16. How/why did the fire fighter randomly fall from the top floor? Banana peel?

17. That was the most dramatic fall I've ever seen- the chick that smacked into the wall.

18. She died from smacking into the wall?

19. Cop's afraid he did something wrong, "You saw that, right?" Dude, it's on the camera that you were bitching about. Bet you're ok with me filming now, huh?

20. Finger point- camera guy, you're in trouble now.

21. "Precaution for what?" Tell me you just didn't hear all the gunshots or people screaming? Are you kidding?

22. "I'd be forced to force you." *facepalm*

23. What'd they just come off the boat? How'd they get an apartment?

24. I've just figured out what the problem is: People are going crazy because there is no cable.

25. She's blue and she's drooling/puking/wheezing. I would not be touching that shit.

26. How does anyone outside of the apartment know it's contaminated?

27. That guy repelled in because that's how tactically cool he is.

28. Geez, why do they keep pushing the guy with the gun? He's black and he has a gun.

29. "We have a TV crew in here!" How does she think that's going to make any difference?

30. "I don't like being sick." No one does, kid. Fucking retard.

31. Why wasn't anyone keeping an eye on the injured fire fighter?

32. I didn't know rabies was 100% fatal.

33. Correct me if I'm wrong, but if the outside people have a jammer blocking cell phones & cable, couldn't it block bunny ears too? Different bandwidth maybe?

34. Don't open the door- the dog got the guy, why would you open the door?

35. K, chick attacking 4 people that were trying to watch TV with bunny ears. My question is how her teeth got all jagedy. So when you get infected your teeth suddenly change form?

36. That's a damn strong camera lens.

37. "Maybe this is all his fault." Yeah, blame it on the paralyzed old black guy from Africa.

38. CDC is coming and they're about 100 yds away but it sounds like Darth Vader is breathing down the camera guy's neck.

39. And if you're breathing that hard through a gas mask, you've got a problem.

40. Usually you shave the hair so it doesn't get all wrapped up in the drill...

41. Why didn't they move her out of the way of the stairwell because now that she's handcuffed to it, she's in command of it when she gets infected. Think, people.

42. This old lady "that started all this action" is on the move. She's like the traveling gnome.

43. Omg black guy's retarded, he saw how everyone got bitten, and he just turned his back on her.

44. K, guy gets shot by sniper so camera guy goes to get a better shot at the sniper directly in front of the window.

45. Let's go to the mailboxes to find out where Yuri lives when you could have totally just re-winded the tape back to the part where you guy's were talking about it before. Just risk your lives some more. It's cool.

46. Why was everything bouncing around in the elevator? It's rabies, not an earthquake.

47. They're leaving the crazy, satan-speaking tape playing. I would have turned it off.

48. That attic hatch just happened to fall at the exact moment they walk over there? It's been waiting to pop down on someone for so long now. It finally has the opportunity.

49. Because all night vision makes that noise when you turn it on.

50. Why do we keep filming her- you should be focused on that skinny guy at all times. And it's not like she has light on her so I don't know why it makes her feel more safe.