study/work + porn = happiness

the mind of a female college student works like this:

study + work + socialise + party + run for club president + nice
clothes + great hair + save the world + conquer the universe = i am
not happy I feel depressed.

all of the above + get laid = uhm yeah, whatever. still depressed.


and the mind of a male college student works like this:

study/work + porn = happiness.

study/work + porn + get laid = COMPLETE HAPPINESS.

tested and tried. true story.

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