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mspixieears says...

Having a lot of trouble in the sleep department, sigh.

First dream inspired by Twitter. Dear god.

Real life background: a friend posted on Twitter that she was annoyed about not being invited to some function I was supposedly at. This bothered me, as I would never not invite someone unintentionally and I was pretty sure she was out of town at the time, or unable to attend.

Dream: She began to send me abusive e-mails and direct messages, so I had to block her. I called her ex-boyfriend with whom I am friends, and he was pretty shocked. We agreed to meet up at a pub and have a drink.

I was driving in some imaginary part of Melbourne and parked on an unfamiliar street. There were people hanging outside, but they were friendly and not threatening. I walked to a pub I'd never been to. There were beautiful women purring in gorgeous foreign accents, and they told me to leave after my one drink. Feeling deflated, I began to leave, and saw my workmate Stu there. I couldn't believe we had bumped into each other. He was very drunk and vague.

I left and a family friend picked me up by car. He was driving the wrong way to my car, and I told him so, and he turned around and drove me to my car.

I was staying at some strange place. It reminded me of the old Olympic Village houses in Heidelberg. Stu was in the frontyard, with smashed longnecks of VB beer. A man was yelling at him to go away and I stepped in to defend him.

 

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Douglas says...

   

Husband: Want something?
Wife: Oh yeah.

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ronbo says...

Question: Is it allowable to substitute Hot Mustard for BBQ sauce on the rim?

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Douglas says...

This should ease my nanowrimo blues.

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Jay says...

This is probably one of the funniest joke stories we've read.  But wait a second... It's true.  It actually happened.

It seems a man attended his own funeral.  How can this happen?

"A 59-year-old Brazilian man has surprised his family by turning up at his own funeral, local media report.  

Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, a bricklayer, had identified him as the victim of a car crash in southern Parana state the previous day.  Police told O Globo newspaper that relatives had trouble identifying the corpse because it was badly disfigured." - from BBC News

Find out more here.

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http://armyofdave.com/2009/10/21/nick-griffin-question-time-drinking-game/

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mschultz says...

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mikehayes says...

The bacon beer has finally arrived in Brooklyn. For those who were anxiously awaiting it's arrival (me), hope you saved up a small fortune. Grub Street reports:

We just about lost it when we heard Brooklyn Brewery brew master Garrett Oliver was working on a beer made from Benton’s Country Smokehouse bacon, and now it’s a reality. The catch is: You’ll have to pay $350 for a taste of Reinschweinsgebot, as Oliver is calling it.

$350 to get a taste!!

The beer is part of a pairing dinner at Per Se on September 18 at 7 p.m.

That sentence is just an unfortunate sentence to read.

If you agree with me that $350 is a little steep, fret not, I have the solution...


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