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Terr says...

Micro-lending website Kiva.org recently hit a major milestone. Since launching four years ago, the organization has facilitated $100 million in microloan transactions between individual lenders and low income entrepreneurs all around the world. Lots of charities target the poor, you may ask, so what makes this organization unique? It’s the approach.

In order to achieve its mission of connecting people through lending for the sake of alleviating poverty, Kiva employs a strategy of inclusion. It turns what was once an opaque process in both lending and charitable giving on its head, creating greater levels of personal involvement and future commitment.

A few weeks ago Kiva founder Premal Shah described this process to an audience of thousands at the 2009 Women’s Conference, saying: “When you give to big organizations, you don’t know where your money is going. Here you do. There are short feedback loops and direct transparency. When you browse entrepreneurs’ profiles on Kiva, choose someone to lend to, and then make a loan, you know exactly where your money is going. You can see that you are helping a real person make great strides towards economic independence. Because of the technology we enable, you get an e-mail from that person and establish a connection. That makes it personal.”

What Shah describes also encourages the experience of web-based world change to go viral. People excited about a new process tend to spread the word, and Shah says Kiva has benefited tremendously from this natural momentum: “We don’t even have a marketing person at Kiva, it all just spreads from word of mouth. For every dollar we spend at Kiva, we raise $10 online.”

Other firms are benefiting from technology-enabled connections, too. Ashton Kutcher’s company Katalyst, which is widely known among the Gen Y and Hollywood set for creating savvy social media campaigns, is now convincing large corporations that it’s time to go about communicating social issues and engaging stakeholders in totally new ways. Earlier this year the company joined forces with Kellogg company in order to confront hunger.

The result of the Katalyst-Kellogg collaboration was a web video featuring a cross section of user generated content, submitted by people moved to help end the growing hunger epidemic in the United States. The aim of the video was to encourage consumers to donate to Feeding America, the nation’s leading hunger relief organization. The video, accessible on on the KelloggCares Facebook Page www.facebook.com/kelloggcares and numerous other channels, was directed by Demi Moore.

“The web is by far the quickest and most efficient way for companies to activate and organize people,” explains Kutcher. “We don’t just use the web to evangelize a cause, we use it to mobilize.”

The core idea behind what both Kutcher and Shah stand for, in addition to transparency and openness, is effective engagement. Both feel an urge to harness the power of technology in order to elicit a greater level of participation from the public on key issues that affect our world. They strongly encourage more companies to do the same.

“Let people be the ambassadors of your cause,” Kutcher says. “There are now dozens of ways to do this. The biggest thing I advocate for is don’t go out and build a website. There are so many social media tools that already exist: Facebook, Twitter, iPhone applications...These are all tools that can be used to create social good. All you have to do is connect them. Just link these tools. Create a loop of technology to get your message out and create a world of good.”

Shah heartily agrees that linking technology applications creates superior social opportunities for companies, and points to how even the simplest advances – from e-mail to cell phones and mobile cash – have upped the ante for Kiva and helped his stakeholders tremendously. As for what the future holds, Shah seems optimistic: “What we are going to see in the next decade is going to be mind-blowing.”

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Filed under: Demi Moore

desdemona says...

This individual is making a statement in her profile image.  Just like me.  Hey.  Newspapers are a statement.

If I had the time, I'd try to digest what profound statement Tila Tequila is making through her profile image. But the Golden Girls are on. You figure it out.

On Twitter, you define yourself by what you tweet.

Be honest with yourself.  You haven’t tweeted anything useful since September 2008.

Last month, you weighed in on Rihanna’s leaked images.  This month, you supplied us with a 45-tweet review of Star Trek.

Thanks for that.

All you really have is your Twitter Profile Image.  The avatar that shows up next to your tweets.  And I studied hundreds of these images and narrowed it down to exactly ten different types.

Do you even work anymore?  Like, really, where do you find the time to do shit like this?

How dare you.  I’m the victim of a turbulent economic climate.

Also laziness.

The 10 Types of Twitter Profiles.

1. The Girl Who Takes Her Own Picture In Front Of A Bathroom Mirror And We Can Actually See The Camera.

bathroompic

This is a winning formula.  Because we know you didn’t just take one.  You took 40, didn’t you?  Each one, a different pose.  Just a slight tweak.

I’ll purse my lips. Click.

I’ll look away so it’s hot. Click.

I’ll pretend I hate every dude viewing this.  Click.

This one’s for the Jonas Brothers because they might follow me one day.  Click.

Meanwhile, her parents are in the other room blending Johnny Walker with Xanax.

Take it from me, parents.  It’s a dead-end street.

A fucking awesome dead-end street.

me2flexin-1-1

Featured: @Hollywood_Trey

 

2. The Guy Whose Picture Clearly Indicates That He’s Smarter Than You.

mathew

This individual has a clip-on mic.  Do you know what that means?  Somebody, somewhere actually wanted to hear him speak.  Enough to invest in wireless technology to enable this to happen.

I wore a wireless mic exactly once in my life.  At my high school production of Death of a Salesman. I played Willy Loman and throughout the play, I would tap into the microphone to see if it was still working.  Here’s me in that production.

You can’t eat the orange and throw the peel away – a man is not a piece of fruit.  Hello?  Testing 1-2-3 Hello?

Then I greeted the almost-comatose crowd with amplified feedback.

Oh, and my wife Linda?  Played by a dude.

Featured: @mathewi

3. The Guy Whose Picture Is An Intense Orgy Of Twitter Fads.

khayyam

This guy has photoshopped his image to include all the latest Twitter trends.  The image provokes questions.

What’s 12 for 12K? Is he running a marathon? Is he going to hit me up for money?  Why is he running a marathon in a Hawaiian shirt?

What’s BRO?  Is that something cool that I should just know?  I’m so behind in Twitter terms!  I just recently discovered what “Blocking” was.  And not in a pleasant way either.

After viewing this image, you’re so baffled by the complexity you don’t even question who the creepy kid is staring at him in the background.

Featured: @iamkhayyam

4. The People Who Think We’re So Interested In Them We Need To See Their Childhood Photos.

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You have invited us on a nostalgic journey into the past.  I think that’s cool.  Really.  Super fun!  I like it.

It only gets weird when you start talking about how you party.

How you’re like, “totally tipsy”.

Because then we all stare at a picture of a little kid and think, “hey that kid’s pretty cute.  It’s too bad he’s all loaded in the VIP of Luxy.  When will we come together to end childhood binge drinking and random make-outs?”

The two childhood pictures featured here are acceptable.  But if you’re a baby on a staircase?  I’m unfollowing. Why is every baby picture on a staircase?

Featured: @mrskutcher@johncmayer

5. The People Who Love The Close Up.

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After you took class photos in elementary school, you would get a package of all the proofs.  From these, you could select which images you wanted.

When I’d ask my mom what she wanted to buy, she’d always say “just the class picture.”

Why mom?  Why not the one of just me?  The close up?

No, it’s okay, sweetie.  I see you every day.  Just the class picture.

How very hurtful.

But I agree with her.  A close up of me isn’t all that flattering.  I look better from afar.

I look better if you’re drunk.

I look better from afar if you’re drunk and have myopia.

But these people?  They love the close up.

Which is why we all hate you.

 

alyssa

Featured: @mashable, @jason_pollock, @alyssa_milano

6. The Weird-Ass Image Nobody Understands But Them.

zaibatsuice_cream1

Really?  What are we supposed to do with that?

Featured: @zaibatsu, @iconic88

7. The Nothing-Is-More-Natural-Than-Me-Just-Kinda-Laughing-Not-Noticing-You’re-Taking-A-Picture-Of-Me Guys.

guykawasakiscottshugehead

No, really.  That’s all I have for this one.

It took me thirteen minutes to type that one sentence with all the hyphens.

I’m mildly retarded.

Featured: @guykawasaki, @unmarketing

8. The People Who Still Use the Twitter Default Picture.

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This is like the people who elect to use Times New Roman 12.

Every.

Single.

Time.

Although, you know what?  They’re much better than those pricks who use Comic Sans.  Using that font immediately tells the world that you’ve given up on trying to impress us.   What, we’re supposed to find you funny and humorous now that you’re using Comic Sans?  I know this one dude, seriously, this one dude who actually changed all his fonts on his cell phone to Comic Sans.  Then the dude’s all like showing it to me at the bar.  What the fuck.  Really.  Really?  It’s Comic Sans man.  The shittiest font ever.  And dude, I can totally see your Mom’s text in Comic Sans.  You told me a minute ago it was your girlfriend.  Speaking of which, I haven’t seen that chick ever.  That chick’s like Polkaroo.  Every time I’m supposed to meet her she ‘magically’ has an emergency.  Just admit it, Comic Sans dude, admit it.

You’re a virgin.

Oh, right.  And the Twitter default image is pretty horrible.  Seth MacFarlane, you should know better.

9. The Model Chicks Who TwitPic Every Moment Of Their Lives.

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When you see their tweets, you’ll ask yourself, “hey, I wonder why she just included a twipic of her dinner at NoBu.  I mean, I like sushi just as much as the next guy, but really?  How is that critical?”

It is.

It is because there’s a vibrant underworld of nerds that desire them.  SEO consultants.  Social Media Experts.  Design guys.  Tech guys.  People who write Wordpress Plugins.  These guys are in love with these girls.

Every twitpic is another breath of nerdy life.

They reply.

Boy, do they reply.

OMG I just ate the WORST pizza ever.

780 replies.

Fuck, I hate my boyfriend.  He’s such an ass sometimes.

8930 replies.

I think I should go for a smart guy.  I don’t even care about looks anymore.

902384945 replies and 17 cardiac arrests.

jewel

Featured: @thatbitchnikole, @jeweljk

 

10. The Pile Of Newspapers.

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What’s more noble than a pile of newspapers?  I carefully crafted my image on Twitter to reflect my gentle nature.  My pragmatic personality.  My undying altruism.

Also it was the first image that came up on Google Images under “news”.

I know what you’re thinking.

How can you roast the Twitter images of other people when you’re too scared to show your own?

Good question.  Way easier than I thought.

Will you ever reveal yourself to the public who wants to put a face to incredible hate and awkward, unsettling charm?

No.  Although someone offered $150USD for an image of me.  That’s pretty cool.  I think I might take a picture and send it to her.

I just need a bathroom mirror.

 

Featured: @tremendousnews

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If you would like to be featured in a future Twitter Profile Picture roast please email us.

The next roast will feature celebrities.  The roast after that will feature the hidden gems of Twitter.  Then I’ll totally forget to update this site for like, two weeks.  I’ll probably be out drinking every night and be like “fuck that blog shit”.  But when I finally return to blogging I’ll think of another roast idea and then maybe your profile image will fit.  Just email or follow me and you’ll be in the running.

Oh, wait.  Before you follow me on Twitter, read this: The 5 Reasons To Not Follow Me On Twitter.

 

Lead image is of Tila Tequila.  You can follow her here @officialtila

Whatever, it's Monday. Hahahaha...

Filed under: Demi Moore

In the last year, I have become more and more angry with the stupidity that is Perez Hilton. If you don't know who he is, well, he's the nightmare of every celebrity. Forget about the paparazzi, this guy will make your life a living hell. He doesn't take note of anyone's feelings and always wants us to feel pity for every little bad thing that happens to him.

One of the things that he recently said was that he wanted to see Miley Cyrus pregnant by the end of the year. Yes, a lot of the Disney crew have done some pretty scandalous things, but wishing that something wrong happens is just disturbing and sick. The good thing is that Miley seems a lot smarter than what most would like to believe, she, her brother, and father have a lot be be proud of. She has a big mouth at times, but it's better than making her self out to be tabloid trash.

In the case of Demi Moore, I think she has every right to attack him and state that "Anyone who advertises follows or supports Perez supports violating child pornography laws!" In the UK, I actually believe that any posting of children on the internet, without their permission, should be made illegal. So many celebrities want it, including the likes of JK Rowling and Michael Jackson (when he was still alive), it should somehow be put into the spotlight.

And in most cases, it's not the fact that it's the pictures of their children themselves, it's just the fact that they're taken in the way like Moore puts it on her Twitter "Let me ask all of you, what is it called when someone is telling people to look and focus on a child's "boobs & ass" while providing photos?" Presenting a picture is one thing, pointing out things in that picture is different.

I don't see anything wrong with this particular picture by the way. I think she looks lovely and presentable.

Filed under: demi moore

spruiked says...

My plane just had to do an emergency landing. Engine over heated. Fire engines everywhere good times. happy to be alive.

I've decided to run with the "who gives a sh*t?" theme this morning...

Once again, Twitter was first to break the news. Iran, Indonesia... and now a near death experience for Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore! Um, really? The fact that this made it into the mainstream media on the other side of the world is probably a good indication of mainstream media's impending death. Waste print space with this shit and you'll end up looking like the National Enquirer!

Filed under: demi moore

Kalooz says...

Demi Moore walking the red carpet for the Spread movie premiere at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.

Filed under: Demi Moore

Kalooz says...

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore walking the red carpet at the Spread movie premiere at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.

Filed under: Demi Moore

bhans says...

Mashable has a post today called "Inside the Minds of Twitter Users" by Ann Handley of MarketingProfs.com. You should check it out before reading on.

The survey of 432 Twitter users was conducted by MarketingProfs on Twitter from 4/8 to 4/15, 2009. The data was collected and analyzed by Allen Weiss, MarketingProfs CEO, Professor at USC’s Marshall School.

I enjoyed reading the post although I thought it was strange that only 432 Twitter users were surveyed.

I must have missed the survey and since nobody asked me for my opinion I'll make it 433 Twitter users here:

"You should follow people who follow you"
Mildly Disagree
I say mildly because of course I look at people who follow me, and I might follow them back. If I do, it's not because they followed me. It's because I am interested in seeing what they have to say. And that doesn't mean that I won't unfollow them next week. I think I am going to make my own version of the napkin flow charts that I have seen others make about this.

"People you follow should follow you back"
Strongly Disagree
Never. As I mentioned before if I am following you it's because I am interested in what you have to say, what you do for a living, who you are, or any number of other things. If I followed everyone who followed me, just because, my network would be a useless mess.

"People who have a large number of followers are smarter than those who don't"
Strongly Disagree
Umm no. Britney Spears has 1,113,126 followers, nuff said. You don't need a bunch of followers to have a great Twitter network. It's your network, do whatever you want with it. I don't believe that Ashton Kutcher enjoys Twitter any more than I do even though he has 1,344,5456 more followers than I do.

"People who have a large number of followers are more respected than those who don't"
Strongly Disagree
I don't use Twitter to get respect. I have a life outside of Twitter for that. Ashton Kutcher can commission a billboard and go on Oprah to get to 1 million followers and beyond and I still don't respect him anymore than I did three months ago. I shouldn't make it sound like I have anything against Ashton Kutcher. In fact, I respect him just for using Twitter in the first place. He doesn't tweet much about his newest movie, or TV show, or other self promotion. He and his wife tweet normal things that normal people do in their funny, normal lives. Every now and then they might drop a plug for a project or a good cause, and good for them. That makes them real, rather than just soul-less celebrities. And for that alone, they get my respect.

"I feel bad when I tweet something and nobody responds"
Mildly Disagree
I say mildly because it is always nice to see @replies come in and I can almost guarantee that if you have ever @replied to me you get extra points on the follow flow chart. That being said, @replies are not my main goal when tweeting. I am here for me. This is me. If you don't agree, if you don't like me, or if I have offended you, the unfollow button is a click away. I am well aware the there are plenty of people who follow me who don't agree with some of my views but most of them hang around just to lurk. And that's fine too. Afterall, that's how I started.

Filed under: demi moore

nakeva says...

Ashton Kutcher decided to share his video of testing an updated version of Qik from his mobile phone. You can hear the sound from TweetDeck , an application used for Twitter, in the background as he films wife Demi Moore, who is also at her Mac using Twitter. The brilliance in this is the free plug for Qik.com. No Paparazzi, no reporters, no stalkers. Just two people doing what the rest of us do. They are fun to follow on Twitter!

You can see the video online if you do not see it above in this post.

Filed under: demi moore