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Weekend photos

Sweet ass *working* cigarette machine at this pizza joint I used to hang out at all the time in Valparaiso. Still miss the squares.

Ice cream is where it's at. Also, my kids sometimes get to pick out their own clothes.

Jen and Kris and Rick. We met Kris and Rick at the Subway franchisee expo (oh shit, I didn't tell you about yhe Subway I opened?) and ended up having dinner with them. Nice people; they even picked up the tab.

Penny in the baby swing.
Brian Fellows: "That baby is too big for that swing. That's crazy!"

Nothing witty here, just Violet climbing on something.

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"I Hope That I Don't Fall In Love With You"

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Recorded: March 31, 2002 in my old apartment @ 85 West Walnut St., Asheville, NC

I came across this while cleaning up my library after the iTunes 9 upgrade this morning and felt like sharing. This was recorded using a yard sale, Sony passive electret condenser microphone direct to hard disk via Sound Forge using my L'Arrivee Parlor Guitar. The "quality" of my voice is likely due to a long night of cigarettes, PBR, & yelling in the Vincent's Ear courtyard in Asheville, NC the night before.

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Still Life with Woodpecker _ Tom Robbins

"Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!"

p.48

"But I can't open the pack. . . If I did all this would collapse. A successful external reality depends upon an internal vision that is left intact." They glared at her the way any intelligent persons ought to glare when what they need is a smoke, a bite, a cup of coffee, a piece of ass, or a good fast-paced story, and all they're getting is philosophy."

p.167

book: http://is.gd/2J5CP

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Cigarette Pack Health Warnings

'We have to give up smoking' the governmeny have said.
They are trying more than ever to drum this into our heads
First health warnings on every pack
Now pics of lungs that have been turned black
I'd stop buying them if... The pics were of gay porn instead!

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The Connection between China and Marlboro

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Social Interactivity Stream: Vertical Search

 

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Well... shouldn't he?!

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Fags 'N' Booze

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Podcast 91 - Putting a Name to the Facebook

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On the Facebook Vanity Land Grab of aught nine. 16 reasons why you shouldn't smoke. And how the paradigms of the arts are echoed in our consumption of Social Media.

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thinglets: 16 lovehatethings Anti-Smoking Slogans

1. See ya soon, but probably not.
2. You are what it sounds like when lungs cry.
3. Nick O'Teen is the cancer leprechaun chasing a pot of tar at the end of the rainbow.
4. The filter is to protect the cigarette from your breath.
5. Smoke menthol. Like lacing your shit with mint.
6. You are Darwin's proof.
7. You can't spell "tobacco" without your lungs.
8. You know all those oldtime movie stars that made smoking sexy? All dead.
9. Worried about your teeth and fingers turning yellow? Your lungs are dreaming of yellow.
10. Stop kissing ass. Get the butt from your mouth.
11. Cancer's cool... if you're a zodiac symbol.
12. If they put cigarette package warnings on milk, would you pour it on your cereal?
13. Every cigarette shortens your life by ten minutes. Light up. I want your job.
14. Light up. You're in my dead pool.
15. How many roads must a man walk down? Don't worry, we've got oxygen masks.
16. When someone calls them Cancer Sticks, let's not argue over the semantics of them being "sticks". You don't have time to waste. I'd rather spend our remaining time basking in your asphyxiating musk.

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Smoking Grass

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