A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to
her mother overseas.
V was a tall (but again, not super skinny) blonde model and a sex kitten by definition. She was fine. Even though she'd had kids, she'd make any guy horny just by looking at him a certain way. She projected the whole sex thing, she could get out of a traffic ticket with just a glance at a cop. She had an unforgetable taste to her, one I could eat all night. She was beautiful, though, and beautiful women who know how beautiful they are will never be happy with a guy unless he treats her real bad, which I wouldn't do, at least not on purpose. I'd go home late at night from her place licking my lips. Now I find myself doing that again, just thinking about V.
this is just too funny!
via http://cyanatrendland.com/2008/12/01/robot-puppet-women/